We got the camping blues

We popped the camper up today and scrubbed the inside and outside down. Ready to hit the road for a great camping adventure but what is stopping us? A darn truck to haul the old Dutchmen. Its so hard to buy a truck in tough times and on a limited budget. So instead we dream about going instead. Maybe do a fake camp out in the driveway. Drive the chickapies around the block a few times in the nite head for the campsite with a fire and smores. They will never know its in the driveway till tomorrow. Think it will work? It just might haunt me when there older talking about mom and dads crazy adventures.